A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey. Bartender then asks, "why so many shots?"
The man replies "just had my first blow job." "Ah, congrats, the 11th shot will be on the house," replied the bartender.
"No thanks" says the man, "if 10 won't get the taste out of my mouth no way 11 will."
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