In a startling announcement, Pat Robertson reveals that a careful
reading of the Book of Revelation indicates that the appointed day for
the "rapture" has already come and gone.
"Apparently," said a spokesman, "God decided not to take anyone
except Madelyn Murray O'Hair."
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