In a Jewish town in Poland back in the days, a guy sees a nice pocket watch in a shop display. So he walks into the shop and asks:
"How much for the pocket watch in the shop display?"
"I don't sell watches"
"So why do you have a pocket watch in your shop display?"
"Well what else do you suggest I should put there? I'm the town circumsiser"
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