An insecure engaged man wants to prove his devotion to his wife by getting her name tattooed on his penis. His fiance has been with many black men and he felt like he couldn't measure up to them.
He went to his local parlor and explained his idea, and the tattoo artist said "I've done this before, you'll need to become erect." The artist gave him some mags and twenty minutes later, the man had WENDY up his shaft. Afterwards, he noticed he could only see W-Y while not erect. He shrugged it off, thinking she would only see it while he's aroused.
Excited to have an intimate night, he took his fiance out to a fancy dinner to set the mood. After a drink he excused himself to the restroom, stood in the middle of three urinals and went. A large black man then took the urinal next to him, and followed suit. Difficult to resist, the man took a quick peek at the black man's dong and noticed an identical "W-Y".
The man, curious and angry, stood tall and said "what the fuck man, did you date Wendy too?" The black man sees him looking at his tattoo, and says "oh no man, I don't know her."
"Well what does your cock say?
"It says 'Welcome to California, have a nice day.'"
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