In 2012, Wes Anderson almost made a movie...

...about this one king who banished all the roosters from his lands; and subsequently the cows, the only other farm animals there, had to take over the rousing-everybody-in-the-morning duties. The film's title was to be 'Moo'rise Kingdom.

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