This first one can go three different ways.
Ia)After hours of interrogation the gingerbread man finally crumbled under pressure.
Ib)After hours of interrogation the gingerbread man finally broke, I guess you could say. ^He crumbled under pressure.
Ic)After hours of interrogation the gingerbread man finally broke, the detectives now knew who the muffin man was.
II)There was a story in the news about a male who was stabbed by his ex-girlfriend, I guess you could say. ^He was executed.
PS: There are probably much better ways to word this, but i'm not a very cunning linguist. Just used to coming in linguists. :p
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