The past few years, people have been circulating articles saying that we'll all have to get chip implants under Obamacare. They reference the book of Revelation and say it's the mark of the beast. But I got to thinking; in-ear headphones get annoying and over-ears aren't that portable. So in the future, I expect implantable Bluetooth headphones. I have the perfect name for them: The Mark of the Beats.
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