Imagine that you were tired of living in a police state and decided to leave Russia for good a while ago,

A Really Great Rate

This guy couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for...

If your 50th...

If you get a shower that day is it called a Golden Shower?

The Universal...

To: Professor _______________ From: ____________________ I think my grade...

What do you get...

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

I went to see Don...

We didn't know it would happen, no one expected the Spanish intermission.

What do you call...

Jah Bless

Waiter, there's a...

Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

My wife accused...

But I really can't see myself doing that.

What does a witch...

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

What is the...

They're both getting nailed.