I stay in complete darkness, except for when it rains. My best friends are a couple of nuts, but I've become rather attached to them. My next door neighbor is an asshole, and he stinks. For fun, I totally enclose myself in a garbage bag and do push-ups until I puke.
Thanks! I'll be here all week..
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