Why just the other day I received a text message from my neighbor that read:
I'm so sorry, I feel horribly guilty because I've been taking advantage of your WiFi just about every day, some times twice or even 3 times. I want to stop, but I just can't resist the temptation. I hate myself for it, so how about I toss 20 bucks your way and call it even?
I reply back: it's no big deal, it happens and I not one to hold grudges against people, so no worries.
He replies back: Whew, I'm glad you feel that way, I'm so relieved. Btw, stupid auto correct, meant to type "wife." I really need to get a better phone.
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