If you do not want to say you're a guy, do not read this joke. (I do not know if this is funny)
Instructions: At the end of each sentence say "I'm a Guy"
You meet this hot girl.
(I'm a Guy)
You ask her out.
(I'm a Guy)
You take her to the movies.
(I'm a Guy)
You buy her popcorn.
(I'm a Guy)
She asks you over.
(I'm a Guy)
When she closes the door she whispers in your ear.
I'M A GUY!!!!!!!!!
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