And the pilot says to the passengers they are free to take off their seatbelts and move about the cabin and how long the flight will be and to enjoy the flight. A moment of brief silence goes by and he says to the copilot "I could really use a cup of coffee and a blow job" not realizing he hasn't turned off the speaker. Seconds later the flight attendant runs up the aisle towards the cockpit and a guy says "hey lady you forgot the coffee"
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