A woman enters an adult toy store. She wanders around a bit, looking at lingerie and videos and magazines. She spends a long time at the section selling dildos, carefully examining packages and peering into display cases.
Finally, she approaches the sales counter. The clerk asks her, "Have you made a selection?"
"Yes, I'll take the red one over there."
"Ma'am, that's the fire extinguisher."
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