A Penguins fan walks into a bar in DC. The bartender says "what'll you have?"
"One Ovechkin please"
The bartender thinks for a minute and scratches his head "the Gr8 8 has enjoyed a drink at this very bar but I'm not sure how to make an Ovechkin"
The Penguins fan says "OK, it's easy. It's a white Russian, on ice, with no cup."
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