"If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die." -- Neil deGrasse Tyson

I think I have an...

I've never been wrong before.

My "Metapod" has...

When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it....

Why did the...

It saw that the comma was missing its period!

Sock it to me

On the first night of their  honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell...

A college girl...

She especially loved hooking up with frat boys and men who had been sentenced...

You know why...

They can really make a sham rock.

Why don't...

Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Translated...

A guerilla fighter is caught by the Nazis during the uprising and is being...

What is William...

Poultry

A salesman knocks...

It is opened by a young girl, maybe 12 or 13. She is heavily made up, her...