If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle?

What do you call...

Spatula.

Your boyfriends...

Your boyfriends so stuipd he stoped at stop sighn and wated till...

At the end of the...

None of them are old enough to vote anyway.

My girlfriend is...

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

I started a...

I started q company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are...

You Gotta Read These

1. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 2. Good...

Napolean had a...

But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!

Me and the wife...

I said "Well, we go to a bar separately and pretend we've never met" "Ooh,...

Twice A Day

This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me....

FAMILY HISTORY

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I...