If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now?

squirrel making love

A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are...

Two dust pans...

I was like dude, get a broom already!

At first I didn't...

but then I got to the bottom of it.

I decided to put...

...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea.

Well, that's...

We were on our way home from Tesco this morning and she dropped down dead.

Heisenberg,...

Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were...

Trouser Sausage

While discussing what to have for breakfast, my boyfriend told me he has some...

A redhead,...

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the hospital waiting to give...

How do you make...

You kill her family.

Things You Can't...

ahhh...i see the f***-up fairy has visited us again... i don't know what...