If I can show you something you've never seen before, can I have my drinks for free?

...a guy asks the bartender as he sits down. The bartender agrees so the guy reaches in his bag and pulls out miniature piano.

"A miniature piano?" The bartender scoffs. "My kid has one of those."

Then the guy reaches in his bag again and pulls out a one foot tall man. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing away as the bartender watches in amazement.

"That's phenomenal. A deal is a deal, your drinks are on the house. Where in the world did you get him though?"

"I found a genie, and he gave me one wish," the guy replies.

"That's an amazing story," the bartender says, "but why the hell did you wish for a 12 inch pianist?"

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