John called Bill's wife a very rude thing. Bill taking offence to this, challenged John to a duel to defend his wife's honour.
As bill is the challenger, John gets to choose the weapons. When they both meet on that fated morning, john reveals his choice
"I have chosen.... The element of surprise!" Said John, as he detonated the explosives
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