A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far
off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme
park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong.
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