A man enters a cafe, sits at a table and asks for a frozen cup of coffee. The waiter, says there is none. The man gets up and leaves. The next day the man goes to the same cafe and orders a frozen cup of coffee. The waiter says there isn't any so the man leaves. The man does this for the rest of the week till finally the cafe owner notices. So the cafe owner asks the waiter, "Why has that man been coming in and leaving without eating or drinking anything?" So the waiter tells him the story, "Well you see, he comes in and asks for a frozen cup of coffee but we don't have any so he just leaves." The owner tells the waiter to take a cup of coffee and stick it in the freezer so that when the man comes the next day he'll get his frozen coffee. So the next day the man enters the cafe sits and orders a frozen cup of coffee. This time the waiter says the have frozen coffee! The man excitedly tells the waiter, "Could you heat it up for me?"
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