My friend Steve was mowing his lawn on a hot summer's day when the icecream truck comes around. Steve decides to get a popsicle, so he walks over and approaches the icecream man. Then Steve says to the icecream man "i'd like something good but not to sweet". Icecream man says "i've got just what you're looking for, a clitpop, "CLITPOP!!" Steve screamed in disbelief. Icecream man continues " yes sir, you heard me right and they're only a dollar a pop. The man buys the clit pop takes of wrapper and takes a huge lick without thinking twice. Right after the lick Steve complains that the popsicle taste like shit and the Icecream man says "well just flip it over stoopid"
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