Ice cream man/astronomer his favorite tool is...

what is an ice cream man who is also an astronomers favorite tool

Telescoop.

for those who wonder my penis looks like a banana

poltergeist:ghost or other supernatural being supposedly responsible for physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.

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