I wrote a VERY critical review of Batman vs. Superman and I was very hard on Zack Snyder. It went viral in April but Mr. Snyder showed up at my house today.

He said, " It's been a really long trip here. Before we discuss your review may I use your bathroom?"

I said, " Sure go ahead. It's down the hall on the left."

A long time passed so I walked down the hall. Sure enough Zack Snyder was in my bedroom shitting all over my DC stuff......

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