And I fear it was better when I was unconscious.
Young man - Doc, I went on a date last night and now my tongue feels funny. Mind taking a look at it?
Doc - No problem.
Young Man sticks out his tongue.
Doc - Ahh, I see. I *that* where they put first base?
If it helps, I was dreaming of MASH, and replace the Young Man with Radar, and the Doc with Hawkeye.
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