A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the most expensive restaurants in The world. After the meal their waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie just gae the check to me".
Headlines in the local newspaper next day read: "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
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