A man needs 2 tickets to Pittsburgh...

A man needs 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, so he approaches the ticket desk and encounters a rather large-breasted women behind the counter.

"I need 2 pickets to Tittsburgh" he says.

"Excuse me?" the ticket lady says, slightly offended.

"I'm sorry," the man replies. "I've been messing up my words all day. Why just this morning I meant to ask my wife 'Honey would you pass the sugar?', but instead I said "You fucking bitch, you've ruined my life!'"

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