I work retail IT, I'm used to stupid people doing stupid things.

So when a gentleman came in angry at his computer I really hadn't expected much.

"What seems to be the problem?" I asked
"I'm trying to change my computer's password" He replied, "I'm trying to use 'penis' but it keeps saying it's too short"

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