I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink.

My close friend...

I guess you could say it was pretty touching.

A man at a brothel

So a man walks into a brothel and says "hey i only have this 1 euro can i get...

What do old...

Die

Airport

A priest and a minister were going on vacation (seperately) when their flight...

What do you call...

A glitteris

Why don't your...

It makes them a bit teste.

What do you do...

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Strong people...

They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage.

Chuck Norris once...

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On...

I heard they're...

That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything.