Airport

A priest and a minister were going on vacation (seperately) when their flight got postponed. They meet each other and deside to go across the street to a bar until their flight. Little did they know, it was a gay bar. When a man started hitting on the priest he grew fruious and the gay man stalked off. A little while later a big, buff man walks over to the priest and says
"Why the Hell did you start screaming at my boyfriend for no reason?"
The minister, seeing that the priest was at a loss of words, takes the big man out of earshot of the priest and talks to him.
After he comes back without the big man, the priest asks him,
"What did you say to him?"
The minister calmly repies
"I told him that we were on our way to our honeymoon and our flight got posponed."