The bartender says: Get out Strang! We dun serve yer kind hurr!
So the string goes out back, ties himself into a knot, scruffs up one end and walks back in.
Bartender: Hey! Ain't you that strang i juss kickt out?!
String: Nope, I'm a frayed knot!
I know....... Sooooo bad. My aunt made me post it after showing her /r/jokes
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