I went to the pub the other night. There were three rather hefty ladies having a rowdy good time. Their accent appeared to be Scottish so I approached and asked, "Hello ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!" So I apologized and replied, "I'm terribly sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
PS: Probably an oldie but I just heard it recently.
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