...I was looking for a new dog. While I was there one stood out in particular. Every minute he would bark out the time exactly as it happened.
"Bark! 12:32"
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"Bark! 12:33"
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"Bark! 12:34"
"This dog is amazing!" I thought to myself as I wondered why he did his trick. I just had to know.
I asked an employee, "Excuse me, but why does that dog bark out the time every minute?"
The employee looked back and said, "All of that breed do it."
"What kind is it?" I asked.
"He's a watch dog of course!" Responded the employee.
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