There was this doctor working one day, everything was going by as usual. then this beautiful blonde girl shows up, the doctor was stunned by how hot she was, he had to get into her pants. "Ok, I like for you to take your shirt off" said the doctor, the girl does and the doctor starts rubbing her thighs "You know what I am doing ?" ask the doctor, "yeah you're checking for abnormalities" she respond. next the doctor tells her to take her bra off, she does, and he starts rubbing her boobs "you know what I am doing now" said the doctor "yeah, you're checking for breast cancer" finally, he goes for it, he rips off her pants, throws her on the table and starts having sex with her, "you know what I am doing now," said the doctor. the girl replys "yeah, you're getting herpes and that's way I'm here."
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