I went to the dentist and as the anesthesia kicked in I said "Go easy on me, it's my first time."

As I went under, the dentist picked up a scalpel and said, "Don't worry, it's also my first time."

^Stolen ^from ^a ^true ^story ^on ^an ^AskReddit ^thread.
^Edit: ^[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3ovic6/what_would_be_a_funny_thing_to_say_to_a_surgeon/cw0vu29)

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