I went to see the Christmas play at my local elementary school the other day

And the scene where the 3 Wise Men bring gifts to Baby Jesus was approaching. The second graders walked to center stage one after another, faced Baby Jesus, and placed their gifts on the ground one at a time.

"I bring you gold" the first child said

"I bring you myrrh" the second child said

"Frank sent this" the last child said.

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