He asks me,"Do you want the top, or bottom bunk?"
Surprised, I replied,"I'll have the top bunk."
His next question is ,"Do you want to be mommy, or daddy?"
"Daddy," I say, obviously...
"Okay, get over here and sit on mommy's dick."
Edit: mommy's dick is possesive
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