I went to one of these fancy restaurants. I was impressed--38 waiters per table! And, boy, do they ever specialize at these places! The butter waiter came over and gave us some butter, the coffee waiter came over and gave us some coffee, the water waiter c
I went to one of these fancy restaurants. I was impressed--38 waiters per table! And, boy, do they ever specialize at these places! The butter waiter came over and gave us some butter, the coffee waiter came over and gave us some coffee, the water waiter c
The head waiter came over...
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