I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.
EDIT: Added the beginning of the joke in here because somehow the name is Donald Trump now. What the fuck happened?!?!?
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