I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and people kept calling me a pedophile, just because I'm 53 and she is 22...

Gay Frogs

Q: What did one gay frog say to the other? A: Rub-it Rub-it

What's the last...

His ass.

Can you?

An old man was sitting outside on his porch enjoying the last moments of...

Faraday's Orchestra

So Faraday's in charge of this orchestra that's arranged in a circle. There's...

Teaching Math in...

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His...

Say When Giving...

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, are you sure it's...

Did you hear...

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was a-salted.

Man, it was so...

When I spit it got stuck in the air.

Pilots are...

I was taking a plane inside of the US, after the Pilot finshed talking in the...

The founder of...

He wants his baby back, baby back, baby back...