I was taking a plane inside of the US, after the Pilot finshed talking in the microphone regarding security he forgot to turn it off. He had no idea the microphone was on and said to his COpilot
"I could really use a blowjob and some coffee right now".
A stewardess rushed through the plane to tell him that he forgot to turn of the microphone. While she's running one of the passengers yells
"Don't forget the coffee!"
From the move "Good will hunting"
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