I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths

Why don't they...

too many cheetahs

Irishman joke.

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walking through the desert. They are...

His ex saw me and...

I said, "Guess so, but I Be Holdin' his hand!!!"

My wife and I...

So if you see our twins wandering around please let us know!

Can't Find It

Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that...

How do you pick...

Go to Auschwitz with a dust pan.

My daughter kept...

To this day, I am surprised that the store accepts kids as payment

What's the worst...

Finding a plane in your field.

How are OP's Mom...

they both take several days to dry out

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