I went to many different stores but none fit me. Either too big or too small.
Finally, the fifth store I came to had one that fit just right.
Just one.
Only problem was, instead of the buckle there was a watch. I mean who would put a watch there??
I decided to buy it anyway. So I walk to the register and and I show him the belt.
He says: "Sorry, that one was for display. Maybe we have some back in storage".
So he calls one of the store-ladies and she takes me to the back of the store.
She asks to wait by the door while she goes to check. I didn't want to be rude so I patiently waited.
Five minutes goes by.
Ten minutes.....twenty.
After a half an hour I was about to leave and I see her making her way back to the door.
"Sorry, the belt with the watch on it seems to be out of stock".
I was so annoyed at this point. As I make my way out of the store I glance at the cashier and see the belt and think to myself, wow... that was a waist of time.
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