I went out to buy a belt.

I went to many different stores but none fit me. Either too big or too small.

Finally, the fifth store I came to had one that fit just right.

Just one.

Only problem was, instead of the buckle there was a watch. I mean who would put a watch there??

I decided to buy it anyway. So I walk to the register and and I show him the belt.

He says: "Sorry, that one was for display. Maybe we have some back in storage".

So he calls one of the store-ladies and she takes me to the back of the store.

She asks to wait by the door while she goes to check. I didn't want to be rude so I patiently waited.
Five minutes goes by.
Ten minutes.....twenty.

After a half an hour I was about to leave and I see her making her way back to the door.

"Sorry, the belt with the watch on it seems to be out of stock".

I was so annoyed at this point. As I make my way out of the store I glance at the cashier and see the belt and think to myself, wow... that was a waist of time.

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