I went fishing with a friend who's been trying to limit his cursing.

Long story short, he ended up catching this really big bass, and he wanted me to take a picture of him holding it. Right before I hit the snap button, this bass took a shit in my friend's hands. My friend screams at the top of his lungs, "Bass tuuuuuuuurd!"

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