I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture.

Since school is...

I wanted to give some people some tips for going back to school. 1. When you...

What dog rides a...

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

What do you call...

A Dick-tater.

Where's the best...

Under a bar of soap.

What do you call...

Dessert.

Horse walks into...

I made a horse walks into a bar joke. So here it is A horse walks into a...

Hey are you free...

(Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) "I'm...

A gorilla was shot

I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging...

Three men were...

Three men were fishing in the Gulf of Mexico when one of them pulled in a...

What did the...

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.