I was walking through a mall near Portland and I saw that there was a "Muslim" book Store.

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if
he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding
Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "F--- off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback? "