Shocked and nude, I thought quickly to avoid an award moment with my son.
"Son, someday I promise your dick will be as big as mine." I said making the best of the situation
The son looked wide eyed at my fatherly penis; and promptly ran off screaming...
"Mommy, mommy, daddy's gonna cut half my dick off!!!"
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