I walked into the living room and saw my grandpa drinking a nice chilled glass of whiskey and asked "hey grandpa can I try some of your whiskey?" he responded with, "can your dick touch your asshole?" I said, "well no..." so he said "well , sorry. No."
The next day the same thing, only this time he's smoking a big fat cigar. Again, I walk over and ask him "hey grandpa can I try a little bit of your cigar?" he responded with, "can your dick touch your asshole?" I said, "well no..." so he said "well , sorry. No."
The third day I had him. This time he was sitting in his big chair eating some of grandma's home made chocolate chip cookies. I walked up to him smirking and asked "hey grandpa, can I have one of those cookies? " once more he asked me "well, can your dick touch your asshole..?" "yes grandpa, it can". so this time he looks me dead in the eyes and says "that's fantastic! Go fuck yourself then, grandma made these for me! "
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