Grandpa was smoking his cigar, when his grandson came up and asked "Hey grandpa, can I have a smoke from your cigar?"
Grandpa said "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Grandson said "no.." - "Then you can't have a smoke of my cigar" said grandpa.
Grandpa was drinking his beer, when his grandson came up and asked "Hey grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?"
Grandpa said "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Grandson said "no.." - "Then you can't have a sip of my beer" said grandpa.
Then the grandpa saw his grandson eating some chocolate cookies and asked "hey grandson, can I have one of those delicious cookies?"
"Does your dick touch your asshole grandpa?" Said grandson.
Grandpa said "as a matter of fact it does!"
"Then go fuck yourself grandpa"
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