I was overstaying my welcome at a friend's house, and he attempted reverse psychology on me by telling me that he didn't want me to leave.

I thanked him very much and slept on his bed, demonstrating my ability with parking psychology. He just stood there staring at me, which was a great showcase of neutral psychology.

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